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Hagbard Celine

Charismatic Leader of the Legion of Dynamic Discord.

Captain of the Leif Erikson.

Author of Never Whistle While You Are Pissing.

Fifth Illuminatus Primi.

AKA Freeman Hagbard Celine, H.M., S.H. Holy Man, Shit Head [Principia Discordia 00005].

Name Edit

Celine is a French feminine name. A variant of Celia or Selena. Selena is one of seven mythological daughters of Atlas transformed by Zeus into stars of the Pleiades constellation.

Appearance Edit

Olive skin, thick black eyebrows, black hair, beard, strong nose and jaw, muscles, hairy brown fingers, hands, and forearms, resembles Anthony Quinn, Variously wears a black and green striped nautical sweater, turtleneck and casual slacks; lederhosen, silk shirt, knee socks, brass-buttoned navy-blue yachtsman s blazer, smokes foul long black Sicilian cigars,

Origins and History Edit

Born in Norway to an Italian pimp and a blonde haired, blue eyed Norwegian prostitute, also has Viking ancestors, Harvard Law School graduate; citizen of Fernando Poo, captain of the Lief Eri(c)kson, a five city block long, nuclear submarine, with a three story high conning tower he either infiltrated U.S. Navy for the Illuminati and stole it (I582.36, L30.36), or it was given to him by the Mafia for the purpose heroin smuggling (I536.2, G246.2), or he made it himself in a Norwegian fjord (I83, E; I536.3, G246.3), author of Never Whistle While You re Pissing. Possibly uses Eric the Red Blowhard as a pseudonym.

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